Friday, October 06, 2006

Why instant messaging sucks: -or- Why i suck at instant messaging:

STEAM INSTANTMESSAGE NARATIVE [SIN]

> hellsaxe says: ello
? is now Offline.
? is now Snooze.
? is now Offline.
? is now Snooze.
> hellsaxe says: ello
> hellsaxe says: ?
? is now Online.
? is now playing Team Fortress Classic.
> hellsaxe says: BASTARD
> hellsaxe says: you never answer when i tell
> hellsaxe says: been sendin tell since 12:00 midnight
> hellsaxe says: you need to set me up to play sound when i send tell
> hellsaxe says: i got u and haz that way
> hellsaxe says: that way if i am 30 feet from my computer i can still know if you or haz are sending tell.... evin if i am in game
> hellsaxe says: dude?
> hellsaxe says: scrole up
> hellsaxe says: or call
> hellsaxe says: .
> hellsaxe says: .
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> hellsaxe says: scrole up or call....
> hellsaxe says:
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---(why the hell would i spam someone so bad when i fucking hate being spamed that way)
> hellsaxe says:dude?
> hellsaxe says: scrole up or call
> hellsaxe says: ...
>> ? says: dude wtf
>> ? says: leave me alone bitch i was doing something
---(is he mad)
> hellsaxe says: sorry
> hellsaxe says: you do not heve sound set up do you?
>> ? says: just freaking got home
> hellsaxe says: hey call if you wanto...
>> ? says: want to talk to me about something
---(it's one of my verry best friends ... i think he is mad)
> hellsaxe says: well...
> hellsaxe says: sorry if i bugged you in game
> hellsaxe says: but...
> hellsaxe says: i wanted to know..
>> ? says: know?
---(yes he IS mad)
> hellsaxe says: if you had it set up to interupt you with a sound.... cause you never answer i guessed thet u did not...
>> ? says: I just got home was not even playing game
> hellsaxe says: oh
> hellsaxe says: do you
> hellsaxe says: got it that way
>> ? says: yeah i can here you spaming ever time you enter
> hellsaxe says: cause i never can get you when it say u r in game or online
> hellsaxe says: sorry then
> hellsaxe says: i thought u could nor
>> ? says: because i leave my comupter on 24 7 and it runes it own shit so most the time im not even here
> hellsaxe says: kk meto
> hellsaxe says: it sayed u were in game
> hellsaxe says: TFC
> hellsaxe says: and i could not rais you
---(oh poor lonley me... boo hoo)
>> ? says: yeah i was browsing a game at that moment
(he is still mad)
> hellsaxe says: so i thought it had no "Q"
>> ? says: looking for a server
>> ? says: no q
> hellsaxe says: and that it did not matter if i spamed
> hellsaxe says: now i know
> hellsaxe says: beter
> hellsaxe says: wacha doin?
>> ? says: nothing thinking about scrapping
> hellsaxe says: i am
>> ? says: or sleep
---(now he dont want to play with me)
> hellsaxe says: just scraped
> hellsaxe says: not smoked yet
> hellsaxe says: dude..... again sorry
>> ? says: no problem just dont spam it like that give me min to respond
---(him being nice... it is a problem)
> hellsaxe says: ok i will
> hellsaxe says:
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---(why the hell will i do it again while he is still mad)
> hellsaxe says: well you want to play a game or somthin?
>> ? says: dont matter when we are actually typing back and forth it does not go beep beep beep beep beep
---(oh but it DOES)
>> ? says: like what
> hellsaxe says: civ/pj
>> ? says: pj severs are down
---(pj = Purge Jihad)
> hellsaxe says: we can reset them?
---(god i LOVE that game)
>> ? says: civ i need boot disc from haz
> hellsaxe says: reset?
> hellsaxe says: pj reset,,,, dude i am sorry and sort of drunk.... got off early and tryed to reach you fer n hour but i under stand that that was crap what i done i wont spam you ..
>> ? says: no problem
---(but it IS)
> hellsaxe says: have you tryed to reset servers?
>> ? says: once took to long
> hellsaxe says: tonight?
>> ? says: and i did not have enought time to fig it out all the way
>> ? says: no month ago or so
> hellsaxe says: kk i go brb
> hellsaxe says: i go reset
>> ? says: really no reason to im just going to go to sleep
> hellsaxe says: ok
> hellsaxe says: but still i reset
> hellsaxe says: 1 sec
>> ? says: oks night
> hellsaxe says:love ya
>> ? says: sleep well
> hellsaxe says: u 2
> hellsaxe says: night
> hellsaxe says: reset
> hellsaxe says: whoot
> hellsaxe says: g-night
? is now Away.

3 Comments:

Blogger denise said...

Love ya? WTF? I though only us girls did that Love ya shit.

7:27 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

it figures i hate IM too i like your blog axe tell every one i said hi aktom

8:15 AM  
Blogger Mel said...

Heh.
This is why I rooted out every single fucking instant messaging program on my PC and disabled it; then I went out into my yard (hey, remember when I had a by-god YARD?) and burned them all in effigy.
I hate IMs. They always come in right when I'm trying to do something that requires all my attention.
Gahhh. Now I'm mad.
Too much caffeine, I think.

10:35 PM  

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