Friday, April 21, 2006

DUII

Note to self:
When in an enterprise rental car it is best if one does not go out to the bar and drink.
It is especially bad to...when disregarding ones own rule about not going to said bar, that one should not get upset when said bar closes early, get mad and attempt to find another "open" bar to retaliate against fate for foiling your plans to break your own personal rule. See it rather as fate stepping in a making you do what you know you were supposed to do in the 1st place.
It is not wise to give fate the finger...he will most definatley drop officer "fuck your shit up" in your path.

3 Comments:

Blogger Mel said...

"Officer fuck your shit up" = LMAO!
Hot damn! I didn't realize you decided to use this blog after all. Woohoo!

6:01 PM  
Anonymous Blue said...

Not to mention dragging ones companion out from under the bathroom sink to go with you and then thinking that when he comes to he's actually "with you!"

9:01 AM  
Blogger denise said...

MOM?

7:08 PM  

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