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What is It?

2009-01-06T19:06:00.001-08:00

The language is so restrictive that i cant even understand it when i practice explaining it . . . . . to myself.

Evil Queen

2008-07-20T10:52:00.001-07:00

The Big Leaf

2008-07-20T10:40:00.001-07:00

The Evil Queen with The Big Leaf

Burn-up

2008-07-20T10:16:00.001-07:00

Morning Sun

2008-07-12T16:36:00.000-07:00

sunset

2008-07-11T17:04:00.000-07:00

sunset from me front yard.

100 years old, missjudgement

2008-07-09T09:15:00.001-07:00

Quote

2008-07-08T18:41:00.000-07:00

Tell me the meaning of success and ill show you the meaning of failure.
Success is a smooth running village.

"Failure is a Flaming village."

Seasons in the mist

2008-06-20T07:54:00.000-07:00

The last days, where we live inside our seasons success and failure, if we could live here forever. As the chime that dances on the warm morning breeze plays his tiny, lazy song, warm fat dogs dreaming in the steaming weeds are woken by the restless call of wolves... who wish only to run in the fallen bracken. Time quickens her step. The dancing chime sings now a song of cool impatience. Smooth white rays wash now the sticky golden beams of summer. Now. Things look different, closer, less familiar... the Sun rises. Like an approaching stranger we mistook for an eternal friend.

Life or Death Always

2008-03-31T19:27:00.000-07:00

Whether you intend to do something good or something bad, you should be as certain as if you'd just pulled a gun before you do it, or don't bother, because if you are not as certain as life or death you will fail.

Success BITCHES!

2008-03-09T19:24:00.000-07:00

Hellsaxe has found his way home.

Battle my Imp

2006-10-10T14:16:00.000-07:00

click here if you are brave enought o try my Irord in battle.

][-][ellsaxe's
Battle Imp
is

Irord

Backstabbing: 7

Dodgin': 2

Guts: 3

Magic Mojo: 1

Smackdown: 4


Will your battle imp beat ][-][ellsaxe's? Enter your name and fight.

Why instant messaging sucks: -or- Why i suck at instant messaging:

2006-10-06T16:11:00.000-07:00

STEAM INSTANTMESSAGE NARATIVE [SIN]

> hellsaxe says: ello
? is now Offline.
? is now Snooze.
? is now Offline.
? is now Snooze.
> hellsaxe says: ello
> hellsaxe says: ?
? is now Online.
? is now playing Team Fortress Classic.
> hellsaxe says: BASTARD
> hellsaxe says: you never answer when i tell
> hellsaxe says: been sendin tell since 12:00 midnight
> hellsaxe says: you need to set me up to play sound when i send tell
> hellsaxe says: i got u and haz that way
> hellsaxe says: that way if i am 30 feet from my computer i can still know if you or haz are sending tell.... evin if i am in game
> hellsaxe says: dude?
> hellsaxe says: scrole up
> hellsaxe says: or call
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> hellsaxe says: scrole up or call....
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---(why the hell would i spam someone so bad when i fucking hate being spamed that way)
> hellsaxe says:dude?
> hellsaxe says: scrole up or call
> hellsaxe says: ...
>> ? says: dude wtf
>> ? says: leave me alone bitch i was doing something
---(is he mad)
> hellsaxe says: sorry
> hellsaxe says: you do not heve sound set up do you?
>> ? says: just freaking got home
> hellsaxe says: hey call if you wanto...
>> ? says: want to talk to me about something
---(it's one of my verry best friends ... i think he is mad)
> hellsaxe says: well...
> hellsaxe says: sorry if i bugged you in game
> hellsaxe says: but...
> hellsaxe says: i wanted to know..
>> ? says: know?
---(yes he IS mad)
> hellsaxe says: if you had it set up to interupt you with a sound.... cause you never answer i guessed thet u did not...
>> ? says: I just got home was not even playing game
> hellsaxe says: oh
> hellsaxe says: do you
> hellsaxe says: got it that way
>> ? says: yeah i can here you spaming ever time you enter
> hellsaxe says: cause i never can get you when it say u r in game or online
> hellsaxe says: sorry then
> hellsaxe says: i thought u could nor
>> ? says: because i leave my comupter on 24 7 and it runes it own shit so most the time im not even here
> hellsaxe says: kk meto
> hellsaxe says: it sayed u were in game
> hellsaxe says: TFC
> hellsaxe says: and i could not rais you
---(oh poor lonley me... boo hoo)
>> ? says: yeah i was browsing a game at that moment
(he is still mad)
> hellsaxe says: so i thought it had no "Q"
>> ? says: looking for a server
>> ? says: no q
> hellsaxe says: and that it did not matter if i spamed
> hellsaxe says: now i know
> hellsaxe says: beter
> hellsaxe says: wacha doin?
>> ? says: nothing thinking about scrapping
> hellsaxe says: i am
>> ? says: or sleep
---(now he dont want to play with me)
> hellsaxe says: just scraped
> hellsaxe says: not smoked yet
> hellsaxe says: dude..... again sorry
>> ? says: no problem just dont spam it like that give me min to respond
---(him being nice... it is a problem)
> hellsaxe says: ok i will
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---(why the hell will i do it again while he is still mad)
> hellsaxe says: well you want to play a game or somthin?
>> ? says: dont matter when we are actually typing back and forth it does not go beep beep beep beep beep
---(oh but it DOES)
>> ? says: like what
> hellsaxe says: civ/pj
>> ? says: pj severs are down
---(pj = Purge Jihad)
> hellsaxe says: we can reset them?
---(god i LOVE that game)
>> ? says: civ i need boot disc from haz
> hellsaxe says: reset?
> hellsaxe says: pj reset,,,, dude i am sorry and sort of drunk.... got off early and tryed to reach you fer n hour but i under stand that that was crap what i done i wont spam you ..
>> ? says: no problem
---(but it IS)
> hellsaxe says: have you tryed to reset servers?
>> ? says: once took to long
> hellsaxe says: tonight?
>> ? says: and i did not have enought time to fig it out all the way
>> ? says: no month ago or so
> hellsaxe says: kk i go brb
> hellsaxe says: i go reset
>> ? says: really no reason to im just going to go to sleep
> hellsaxe says: ok
> hellsaxe says: but still i reset
> hellsaxe says: 1 sec
>> ? says: oks night
> hellsaxe says:love ya
>> ? says: sleep well
> hellsaxe says: u 2
> hellsaxe says: night
> hellsaxe says: reset
> hellsaxe says: whoot
> hellsaxe says: g-night
? is now Away.

Dog Gone Mad

2006-10-04T12:52:00.000-07:00

you got to see this

PLAY PJ WITH ME DAMNIT

2006-09-25T02:56:00.000-07:00

looks as if the Purge may be gaining some popularity again...WHOOT... it's a small game and has low system requirements. there is a link to the forum on the side bar.

link to PURGEFINAL

. ITS ON ME .

2006-09-24T18:04:00.000-07:00

Charyoutree

2006-09-24T17:31:00.000-07:00

Well this one is ok, but if i could'av gotten the shutterbox out faster it would av'ad six crows pearched in it... all staring at either me or the "somthin dead in the yard". As it were. But the wife and children were waiting in the truck and the crows wont come back, and me with not enough time. So I'll just take a pic of the tree.

Summer Memories

2006-09-17T18:00:00.000-07:00

The Kids , Wife and Dog
Too much Sun

But in a Very Shady spot

view from my back window

2006-09-17T17:50:00.000-07:00

It just does not LOOK like summer anymore

Collossus

2006-08-27T19:21:00.000-07:00

This is truly the Monster sluggathon of all games

http://colossus.sourceforge.net/

disneyland last year

2006-07-27T18:40:00.000-07:00

ok i am finally going to make a post of my family ... i am not afraid of "the man" or the countless net-stalkers out there and i have a photo of us all that is to good to not share with the world

SAP

2006-07-15T19:48:00.000-07:00

well i got that little site up but dont go there yet unless you are Mel

Star Wars Battlefront

2006-07-15T13:51:00.000-07:00

this is the game i am playing right now.
it rocks

Wreckin' Crew

2006-07-13T15:51:00.000-07:00

hmmm.... i know you will read this Mel so if you can tell me in english (not html) how to make this photo my header pic?

D&D Char Class Survey

2006-07-13T14:57:00.000-07:00

I found this survey that tells you what type of D&D character you would be based on how you answer the questions ... it is really quite funny... you also can take the survey, just follow this link.

here are my results:

I Am A: Chaotic Good Elf Ranger Druid

Alignment:
Chaotic Good characters are independent types with a strong belief in the value of goodness. They have little use for governments and other forces of order, and will generally do their own things, without heed to such groups.

Race:
Elves are the eldest of all races, although they are generally a bit smaller than humans. They are generally well-cultured, artistic, easy-going, and because of their long lives, unconcerned with day-to-day activities that other races frequently concern themselves with. Elves are, effectively, immortal, although they can be killed. After a thousand years or so, they simply pass on to the next plane of existance.

Primary Class:
Rangers are the defenders of nature and the elements. They are in tune with the Earth, and work to keep it safe and healthy.

Secondary Class:
Druids are a special variety of Cleric who serves the Earth, and can call upon the power in the earth to accomplish their goals. They tend to be somewhat fanatical about defending natural settings.

Deity:
Solonor Thelandria is the Chaotic Good elven god of archery and the hunt. He is also known as the Keen Eye, the Great Archer, and the Forest Hunter. His followers respect nature, and only hunt when needed, but are quick to defend the forest from intruders. Their favorite weapon is the bow, and they tend to be extremely talented with it. Solonor Thelandria's symbol is an arrow with green fletchings.

What D&D Character Are You?

Pinion Pine Sap

2006-06-17T01:08:00.000-07:00

So my Dad wants to sell sap online and i am researching for him to see if there is a market for such a thing. I did not think ther would be but, it turns out there is. As a kid i loved to chew it cause the Ute Indians did, and it tastes good if you can get past the first inital overpowering pine taste, and the fact that it breaks into powder when you first bite it. Then with a little chewing it sort of congels till it is the same consistancy as chewing gum. Turns out that all the Ute skulls they found had all their theeth reguardless of age. The gum is from the Pinion Pine and has antiseptic and antibacterial propertys, as well as the fact that it sticks to everything in your mouth but the teeth toung and gums. So it cleans your mouth better than a toothbrush and toothpaste, and without the abrasive qualitys of toothpaste that shratch the tooth enamel and cause cavitys and of course return dentist visits (damn the ADA). Really, when you go to throw it away you can see the food particals and gunk in the gum ... it works.

No one is selling this product as a mouth clensing gum. However it is being sold as a resin/catylest for incence/spells at hippie/magic online stores, Also Mexican Wood Artists and Furniture Handcrafters use it as a sealant. It is used in non-toxic/organic stains and sealers. And Stic Incince Manufactures use it again as a resin not just in pine scented but widespread as a way to keep it burning.

Chasing Rabbits ?

2006-06-01T16:02:00.000-07:00

More remakes and some stuff i just had to hear:

LINK this one is White rabbit as sung by goats

LINK this one can hit notes like RJDio

LINK when i grow up i want to be Judice Preist

LINK crap... KREATOR but no VENOM ?

LINK this is the best of remakes: featuring Dio

LINK sanity?

LINK live diver heh ... this guy getin old?

LINK origanil diver... yes he is (compare)

LINK one of my fave.... rainbow

LINK and lastly but not forgotin.... EGYPT

OH Wait LINK almost forgot the last in line what was i thinking

well that concludes todays lesson... next week: German metal.

Venom?

2006-06-01T15:48:00.000-07:00

Try to listen to the last 4 min. of this song

click here to load it

i think it must be a remake, but a must hear for VENOM fans

AstorCam

2006-06-01T10:00:00.000-07:00

wow i can see half my town from this cam
it sits atop the Colimbia River Maritime Museium... and if i could get it to look at my house id take a picture of me mooning it and post it here... but alas the CRMM is just thru the hill from me. anyhow it is a fun site, once there just click on live web cam link, you got to have java... but you can controle the cam and zoom. well cilck HERE to see and mess with cam

COME PURGE WITH US !!!

2006-05-25T10:33:00.000-07:00

_______________________________________________________
FRAGLAND.NET
strategyinformer
The Fragland or Strategyinformer links will take you to a download site for PJ wich is a MMOFPS that is "Minimaly Multiplayer Online First Person Shooter" and we all, in our verry small comunity, would very much like it to be more massivly and less minimaly.

The reason the game never took off...i think... is cause of the name and everyone likes to judge books by covers. Well it was released sometime near 9:11 and had JIHAD in the name.... so ...

Game play is awlsome and it gots ideas that i have never seen in FPS games.. and rerally it is RPG/FPS. Its a very unique game with origanal ideas. The grafix are a little behind the times as it is an older game. But it is a free to play free to own game. The ORDER are a race with tech VS The CHOSEN, a race with magic.... and there is so much more ... but you got to go download it ( i will post screenshots )

If you have a hard time finding someone to play with in the Purge just link to the forum, (not thru the launcher cause the oficial sites are temporarily down) use the link in this blog under LINKS to link to it. Once there you will be able to read for the next big tourny time. ( ocationaly we all hook up [on sundays usualy] for a big game, if one is not schualed then try to suggest a date for big game and I bet you get a good response )

uhm...is the spellchecker down?

gone bloging

2006-05-14T12:12:00.000-07:00

ok enough with the silly picture/stories ... i was just trying to get a good running knolage of the bloging. i will however find the picture that was lost (the one of Grandfather Tree's falice) and post it since it was the largest motivating factor for starting a blog in the first place. That and the fact that the wife and her Melinore do it.

(edit): well i looked for it and i cannot find the photo of G.F.Trees peepee... i will walk back up there and get another shot of it ... it is worth it, then i will post it as an edit under Grandfather Tree post.

The real momma cat

2006-05-12T09:20:00.000-07:00

This is his real momma ...but she is so abusave that the kitten is much safer with ROMEO .

My dog the momma cat

2006-05-12T08:40:00.000-07:00

Daddy can i have a kitten .... i promise i will be a good dog....please?

oh thankyou thankyou thankyou daddy.

You have GOT to be kidding me!

DUII

2006-04-21T18:32:00.000-07:00

Note to self:
When in an enterprise rental car it is best if one does not go out to the bar and drink.
It is especially bad to...when disregarding ones own rule about not going to said bar, that one should not get upset when said bar closes early, get mad and attempt to find another "open" bar to retaliate against fate for foiling your plans to break your own personal rule. See it rather as fate stepping in a making you do what you know you were supposed to do in the 1st place.
It is not wise to give fate the finger...he will most definatley drop officer "fuck your shit up" in your path.

Grandfather Tree

2006-02-03T17:21:00.000-08:00

He That Hunts Monsters Should Be Aware That He Does Not Himself Become A Monster.